Bimbo

یه دختر توی کلاسمونه که اسمش الیسه، قد بلنده و بلوند، استرالیاییه و 22 سالشه اونجور که من فهمیدم خیلی خنگه و آی کیوش به قول خودمون " جوونای ایرانی" بوی جوراب میده !  

چند هفته پیش با کارن و آیرینا رفتیم ناهار بگیریم که دیدم این دختره همینجوری داره دنبالمون میآد من متوجه اش شدم و ازش پرسیدم می خوایی به ما ملحق بشی؟ چیزی نگفت و عین خنگا نگام کرد! کارن دم گوشم گفت :Bimbo blond بهش گفتم چی؟؟؟؟ دوباره برام تکرار کرد که معنی اش این میشه:  

Bimbo is a term that emerged in popular English language usage in the early 20th century to describe a physically-attractive but unintelligent woman 

نمی دونم چرا به بلوندها البته نه همه شون این لقب رو بعد از اون روز این کلمه رو زیاد شنیدم و یا اینکه تازه معنی شو فهمیدم.  اینم یه جک در مورد Bimbo ها  یا به اصطلاح خودمون اونایی که شش و هشت می زنن !!! برای پاریس هیلتون هم همین لقب رو بکار میبرن.

A plane is On its way to Melbourne when a Blonde in Economy Class gets up & moves to the First Class section and sits down

The Flight attendant Watches her do this and asks to see her ticket...She then tells the Blonde passenger that she will have to return to her Economy Seat.

The Blonde replies,  'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!'

The flight attendant Goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that

There is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class who belongs in Economy and Won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid

For economy, she is only entitled to an Economy seat and she Will have to return

To her original seat.

The Blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!'

Exasperated the Co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no Use and that he probably

Should have the police waiting when they land to arrest The Blonde who won't listen to reason.

'You say she's Blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde, and I speak

Blonde!'

The pilot goes back To the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says,

'Oh I'm sorry - I Had no idea', gets up and moves back to her seat in Economy.

The flight attendant And co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her

Move without any fuss.

The pilot replied,

'I Told her First Class isn't Going to Melbourne '.